Tag Archives: Me
Real Life: Ill #15
It looks like I’m not ill any more! HOORAY!
I wish the same could be said about everyone else…
Real Life: Ill #9
Wow. It’s good to know that the scary green blob is making the most out of my germy depression…
Real Life: Ill #7
The personal hygiene habits of a sassy slice of toast are quite mysterious…
Real Life: Ill #5
Oh – that poor Rainbow Chicken. Now that name doesn’t even make sense!
Real Life: Ill #4
You’ll have to excuse me as I dash off to the toilet…
Real Life: Ill #3
What do you think? Should the weird blob thing get to make more webcomics for me?
Real Life: New Glasses
I got two new pairs of glasses. I’d had my old pair for ten years!
Greenie: Smart
Why oh why is the scary green thing wearing a suit? All will (probably) be revealed…
Real Life: Cake Thief
Normally I just eat lemon drizzle cake… or chocolate fudge cake… or anything that isn’t nut or coffee flavoured
Real Life: Glamorous
Don’t worry! I did go to the event in the end – I bought a special shirt and tie. And then it turned out that hardly anyone else bothered with the dresscode…
Real Life: Hair Growing
I keep thinking that I should grow my hair out… but then I realise that it just wouldn’t work out well for me.
Real Life: Fat
I should probably go back to the gym or something…
Valentine’s Off
Who do you think deserved to win the Valentine’s Off?
Toby: Valentine’s Chocolates
Oh Toby – making the most of Valentine’s Day, eh?
Mr Dog
Do you like Mr Dog? If you do, he might return with more fun facts about being a dog…
Real Life – Bags
I hate the bags under my eyes! Why are they there? How do I make them go away?!
Real Life: A Bug
I do a lot of screaming when I see a bug… or a worm… or a spider… or anything really.
Real Life – Suit
Job interviews are the worst… but wearing a suit is cool, right?
Real Life: Making Something Of Myself
I really *do* want to make something of myself this year… I just don’t know what at the moment
Real Life: New Year’s List
What’s on your to-do list for this year?
Also, the poor robot got beheaded back here… remember?
Real Life: New Year
Remember that underpants should always go underneath another item of clothing!
Christmas 2012 – Tree
So… I think this is my last comic for 2012… I hope you have a great Christmas!
I reckon I’ll be back with new comics on the 2nd of January but keep an eye on my blog and things until then…
Christmas 2012 – Seasons Greetings
Ghost? Check!
Rainbow Chicken? Check!
Robot? Ch– oh…
Christmas 2012 – Green Thing
That picture is officially too hot to handle. And by ‘hot,’ I mean ‘gross.’
Christmas 2012 – Christina
Poor Christina. It’s been on the cards for a while though, right?
Real Life: Tap Tap
Terrible Jokes. Worse Drawings #12
I wonder whether Mr Duck is pals with this guy…
ALSO! Don’t forget:
Real Life: Still Single
One day! Just you wait! One day, that weird green blob will be nice to me!
Terrible Jokes. Worse Drawings #11
I wonder what else clouds like to do in the morning…?
PS. In case it wasn’t already clear:
Real Life: Fun Party
This is pretty much the reason I don’t do a lot of things. Maybe one day, this will no longer be the case.
In other (happier) news:
Real Life: Puffin #4
Phew. I’m glad that Puffin is going to get a break… for now.
Christina: Wash
Oh dear. What is going on with Christina? She doesn’t seem alright… Let me know if you have any idea why she’s such a mess.
Real Life: Eye Pains
Getting things in your eyes is super annoying… You know what else is annoying? That green blob thing!
Real Life: Brainzzz #2
I made a follow-up comic to this comic!
Also, I’ll be at Thought Bubble this weekend! HOORAY!
Real Life: 600 Comics!
If I’ve added it up right then this is my 600th webcomic! HOORAY!
Thanks for reading and cheering me on.
Terrible Jokes. Worse Drawings #10
It has been too long since we’ve had a terrible joke… I hope this one makes you laugh but in a guilty way…
Halloween 2012: Ghost #2
This is the closest thing I’ve done to a ‘political comic.’
Halloween 2012: Ghost #1
We haven’t seen the ghost for a while… but it was Halloween so I’m glad he showed up.
Halloween 2012: Blob
I hope you wore a good costume for Halloween. I was dressed as someone that didn’t have time to make a good costume but had thought a lot about making one…
Hello Future: Christina
Remember when Future Me came to visit? Well, why didn’t he visit Christina? Whhhhhhhy?
Real Life: House Party Invite
Ugh. House parties. They are the worst.
Three Years Old!
My website is three years old! HOORAY!
To celebrate, I wrote a blog post about a very exciting thing that I’ve been working on!
Hello Future #4
Why is Future Me obsessed with my holiday routine? He should be more concerned about my fancy holiday hat, right?
Also, this is the first week of Hello Future done. Come back on Monday to find out who Future Me speaks to next…
Hello Future #3
I don’t think Present Me understands how time travel works…
Hello Future #2
Well, Future Me is pretty harsh. Or maybe I’m just a really big baby?
Hello Future #1
It’s the start of a story! A story about the future… sort of.
I’ll be updating from Monday to Thursday! I hope you enjoy it!
Here is a blog post about the whole thing…
A Lovely Picnic
I love a good picnic! Choosing the perfect picnic location is pretty important though. I recommend a sunny park. What would you recommend?
PICNIC TIP: Bring a picnic blanket!
Real Life: Foot
I hope camel toe isn’t infectious! I wonder what the cure is…
Real Life: Signature Colour
What is YOUR signature colour?
Terrible Jokes. Worse Drawings #9
I love the phrase “good eggs.” We should all try to use it at least once a day!
Real Life: Green Tea
Someone told me that green tea is really good for you… but I still don’t like drinking it. Sorry green tea!
Real Life: Hot Date
It has been a while since I went on a date. I think this was the last time…
Christina: Lonely
Oh dear… poor Christina… it’s bound to be tough when your BFF goes AWOL…
Real Life: Clean Clothes
Describing something as “a waste of clean clothes,” is my new favourite thing…
Real Life: What’s Wrong?
So… this happened a while ago but with less shouting. I need to find out whether you ever went to the toilet in the end.
Toby: Smell
I can’t decide if smelling like butter would be a good or bad thing…
Real Life: Nosebleed
I get a lot of nosebleeds during summer… or whenever I get stressed. It could be worse though – imagine if you had a mouthbleed?
Terrible Jokes. Worse Drawings #8
It’s been too long since I went out of my way to write such a terrible joke. I’m apologise for it!
Real Life: Horse
A terrible joke. A terrible drawing of a horse. But I *tried* and that’s important, right?
The Weekend 2 – Sunday #4
And thus, it is the final part of this batch of diary comics. I really hope you enjoyed it! And I promise that I don’t always eat so much food on the weekends…
The Weekend 2 – Sunday #3
That train was so gross. The worst combination of noises known to mankind!
The Weekend 2 – Sunday #1
My ninja stealth was so epic that my pal didn’t wake up!
The Weekend 2 – Saturday #3
And so the theme of this weekend appears – WE EAT A LOT OF FOOD!
The Weekend 2 – Saturday #1
The diary comic continues with me being quite upset…
The Weekend 2 – Friday
It’s the start of another diary comic! This one is about my weekend in Manchester back in January 2012. There will be an update every weekday for the next two weeks! I hope you enjoy it!
You can read my previous diary comic over here!
Real Life: Coffee
I don’t drink coffee so anything with a name like that just confuses me
Real Life: Bear
Someone asked me to draw them and in the email, they said they had a ‘bear,’ which I took to be as mispelling of ‘beard.’ Well, I hope it was a mispelling!
Greenie: Different
This made me laugh when I drew it. I suspect we’ll be seeing a lot more of his legs from now on…
Greenie: Shoes
I’m not sure how I’ve gone for so long without ever drawing the Green Thing’s feet (or lack of). I hope to address this soon.
FUN FACT: I did buy some new shoes.
Real Life: A Problem
I wish I had a witty retort prepared for this… *sigh* Any suggestions in case it happens again?
Real Life: Hair Cut #3
I got my hair cut at the weekend. The lady called it my “Summer cut,” which makes it sound pretty sassy.
Toilet Humour: Part 3
Don’t worry – it’s the last of these jokes (for now). I hope you enjoyed them. Let me know if you think of any of your own!
Toilet Humour: Part 2
Another slightly rude joke for you. This exchange played out on Twitter with a pal. He wasn’t impressed with my funny jokes…
Toilet Humour: Part 1
Some toilet humour for you! Is it terrible that this joke made me laugh?
My Birthday (2012 Edition)
Last year, I had a whole week dedicated to my birthday. This time, it’s just this comic because I’m too busy crying and getting old. Boo hoo.
Real Life: Personality
I suspect that both statements are correct…
Boyfriend Week 2012: Finale
So…it’s the finale to Boyfriend Week 2012. I hope you enjoyed it and that you’ll all be nice to the new guy.
There are some bonus boyfriends over on the blog. Check them out.
Boyfriend Week 2012: Day One
It’s the first day Boyfriend Week! Will we be able to find a Toby his 500th boyfriend so he can be dumped for the 500th time?
Speaking of boyfriends, some amazing people have sent along some amazing potential boyfriends for Toby. Check them out on the blog!
500 Comics: Toby
Soooo… Boyfriend Week starts next week and as you can see, I want to find Toby the 500th boyfriend to dump him.
It should be an interesting week!
500 Comics: Rainbow Chicken
The Rainbow Chicken is an old pal. He should be in more comics!
500 Comics: Brain
My brain has appeared before… but it looked a bit different. It seems a bit scared about making another 500 comics…
500 Comics: Sun
I’m still excited about having made 500 comics… and I’m not the only one!
Real Life: 500 Comics!
500 comics! HOORAY!
There will be a bunch of 500-themed comics. I hope you like them. And then it’s Boyfriend Week! Thanks for reading so far.
FUN FACT: I was meant to upload this on Monday but I got my things the wrong way round. Shhhhh – don’t tell anyone.
Real Life: Hey
Remember the Scientist from Wizard Week? It turns out she is a doctor! Education is important!
Also, don’t forget that the deadline for Boyfriend Week is soon.. I hope you can take part!
Real Life: Questions #1
Please let me know if you know any of the answers to these questions…
UPDATE: I made a quick survey for you over here…
Real Life: Shopping
TOP TIP: If someone won’t come shopping with you, try calling it a “money spending adventure.” It has an 85% success rate (in my mind)
Real Life: Windy
If beans make people fart, imagine what they do to clouds!
Real Life: Rainbow
You all remember Rainbow Chicken, right?
Real Life: Decisions
I don’t wear necklaces but if they invented one that made important decisions for you then I would wear several.
And before you ask – yes, deciding what to eat for lunch is a VERY important decision…
Real Life: Nails
My nails always need cutting and I never seem to notice until I have to go to a fancy event and it’s TOO LATE TO CUT THEM!
Real Life: New Facial Expression
I will never ever be able to pull any other facial expression besides “awkward” or “gross.”
Real Life: Fairytale
What’s your favourite fairytale? I hope it isn’t the one above…
Real Life: Nightmare
I have some pretty weird dreams but so far, none of them have involved the green blob…
Real Life: Last Night
You can find out what *really* happened by visiting my blog!
Real Life: Orange #2
I love the fact that orange is both a colour and the name of a fruit. Take that, other colours! You’re not as good as orange! Plus, can you imagine eating something called “Brown” or “Green?” Bleurgh!
Real Life: Negative
My friend told me off recently for being too negative… *sigh*
Matchmaker #19
Don’t worry! I’m sure Curly will be an excellent Matchmaker…
Matchmaker #18
Uh oh… What will happen now?
ALSO!!! I’m going to do a poll to choose the Witch’s name. If you have any suggestions, put them in the comments. They need to be short and sassy. I’ll choose the best ones for the poll!
Real Life: Illustrator
I wish I was better at saying good things about myself…
Real Life: Hair Cut #2
Remember the last time I got my hair cut?
ALSO! I was a guest on Off the Wall Post this week! I sound like a duck. I hope we can still be pals.
Real Life: Burger Hat
I actually had a hat like this…but it was too small for my giant head.
Real Life: Burgers #2
It turns out that I did a drawing about burgers this time last year!
Real Life: Drink
I do not recommend trying this out with your friends…
Real Life: 3D Television
Sorry everyone…but I tried watching 3D TV stuff a while ago and it was weird. I hope we can still be pals.
Terrible Jokes. Worse Drawings #7
I realised I hadn’t made any really terrible jokes lately… Please forgive me.
Real Life: Least Favourite Colour
What is your least favourite colour?
Toby: Resolutions
I made a poster about my resolutions!
Christmas Gifts: Me
Yeah – I was poorly over Christmas. It was pretty sad (and gross). I’ll probably do a blog/comic about it at some point… but until then, boo hoo.
Real Life: OMG! Christmas!
How did Christmas roll around so quickly?!
Real Life: Secret Santa
Secret Santas are always a tricky one. This year, I got someone a very cute lion purse…but I can’t ask whether they liked it without ruining the secret…
The Weekend – Sunday
That’s the end of my diary comics for my weekend in Leeds. I hope you enjoyed it.
Read the first part here.
The Weekend – Friday Afternoon
I’m not sure which was worse – the carpet or the bed…
The Weekend – Thursday
I’m trying something new this week. Instead of writing a review of my time at Thought Bubble, I made a diary comic. It will update everyday this week. I hope you enjoy it!
Angela Lansbury Week 2011 – Day Five
And so… we come to the end of Angela Lansbury Week 2011. I really hope you enjoyed it. It’s been a fair bit of hard work, but it was all worth it. And just like always, there’s a (extra large) assortment of ace Angela Lansburys for you to look at over on my blog!
Angela Lansbury Week 2011 – Day Four
It’s Day Four of Angela Lansbury Week! When I started asking for drawings from people, I thought I’d get lots of Mrs Potts since that’s what a lot of people think of. But I’ve been very pleased with the variation! Good work everyone! Speaking of good work – there is a brand new batch of drawings over on my blog!
Angela Lansbury Week 2011 – Day One
Yep – today is the first day of Angela Lansbury Week 2011. This drawing is for everyone that can’t tell the difference between Angela (the actress) and Jessica (the character). Check out some amazing drawings from some amazing people over on my blog!
Real Life: Draw Us
Lots of pals have asked me to put them in a comic lately…
Real Life: Spine
So yeah – I’m thinking of making a thick annual-style comic that has a spine. Does that sound like a good idea?
Real Life: New Phone
Everyone is talking about phones and voice commands and stuff… but I can’t help but worry!
Laughing
What is your best evil laugh? I want to know!
Matchmaker #4
The chat up line goes like this:
You: Hey Baby! Make my wildest dream come true!
Them: What dream?
You: The dream where you and me *describe whatever it is you want to proposition the poor person with*
Real Life: Moustache
There’s a backstory to this drawing… which is pretty much that I made a new pal who had a great moustache. But then he shaved it off! The above drawing is the only reason I could imagine for someone losing a moustache…
Real Life: Is It The Future Yet
I made this drawing for the guys over at Is It The Future Yet? – a gaming and technology podcast. You might need to listen to a few episodes to get the joke…so what are you waiting for?
I also wrote a blog about my favourite computer game music!
Real Life: A Difficult Question
Bonus points if you have seen the YouTube clip…
Real Life: House Party
I’ll let you guess what rude things he said… Maybe I’ll turn it into a game?
Real Life: A Survey
You can complete the survey over on my blog!
Also – don’t forget I’ve restarted the Facebook page!
Real Life: Unphotogenic
I’m sorry if you ever stand next to me in a photo…
Real Life: Toby
I feel bad for not drawing much of Toby…but now I feel worse.
Days Of The Week
Which day of the week were you born on?
Real Life: Webcomics
I’m nervous about how this whole three-webcomics-a-week thing will turn out.
Real Life: Cool
Sometimes I worry that I’m not very cool… but I get over it pretty quickly.
Greenie: Frown
I’m finally giving the Green Thing his own adventures!
Real Life: BFFs
I’ve met a lot of cool people recently. If you’re one of them then here are some reasons I would be a good BFF…
Real Life: Dark
This is meant to be an animated gif but I can’t make it work. Sorry!
Real Life: Ugly
If you’ve been reading my comics for a while then you might recognise this mean and mysterious green blob.
