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It looks like I’m not ill any more! HOORAY!
I wish the same could be said about everyone else…
So… where does it go?!
I wish I meant ‘cool’ and/or ‘good’
This sounds like it should work…
I really wasn’t expecting to be ill for so long…
Wow. It’s good to know that the scary green blob is making the most out of my germy depression…
Oh Curly… Always trying to lend a helping hand!
The personal hygiene habits of a sassy slice of toast are quite mysterious…
Oh – that poor Rainbow Chicken. Now that name doesn’t even make sense!
You’ll have to excuse me as I dash off to the toilet…
What do you think? Should the weird blob thing get to make more webcomics for me?
Oh jeez. Oh jeez. Oh jeez.
Don’t mind me… I’m just coughing out ALL THE GERMS!!!
I got two new pairs of glasses. I’d had my old pair for ten years!
Why oh why is the scary green thing wearing a suit? All will (probably) be revealed…
I’m ashamed of how much I laughed whilst drawing this…
Normally I just eat lemon drizzle cake… or chocolate fudge cake… or anything that isn’t nut or coffee flavoured
Don’t worry! I did go to the event in the end – I bought a special shirt and tie. And then it turned out that hardly anyone else bothered with the dresscode…
I keep thinking that I should grow my hair out… but then I realise that it just wouldn’t work out well for me.
I should probably go back to the gym or something…
Coldsores are the worst!
Who do you think deserved to win the Valentine’s Off?
Run! Run for the hills! It’s Valentine’s Day!
Oh Toby – making the most of Valentine’s Day, eh?
Do you have any good news for me?
Do you like Mr Dog? If you do, he might return with more fun facts about being a dog…
A very scary story indeed!
I hate the bags under my eyes! Why are they there? How do I make them go away?!
I hate it when that happens!
I do a lot of screaming when I see a bug… or a worm… or a spider… or anything really.
Which of those pairs is your favourite?
Job interviews are the worst… but wearing a suit is cool, right?
Sometimes, being in bed is the best!
I really *do* want to make something of myself this year… I just don’t know what at the moment
What’s on your to-do list for this year?
Also, the poor robot got beheaded back here… remember?
Remember that underpants should always go underneath another item of clothing!
So… I think this is my last comic for 2012… I hope you have a great Christmas!
I reckon I’ll be back with new comics on the 2nd of January but keep an eye on my blog and things until then…
Rainbow Chicken? Check!
Robot? Ch– oh…
That picture is officially too hot to handle. And by ‘hot,’ I mean ‘gross.’
I wonder whether Mr Duck is pals with this guy…
ALSO! Don’t forget:
One day! Just you wait! One day, that weird green blob will be nice to me!
I wonder what else clouds like to do in the morning…?
PS. In case it wasn’t already clear:
This is pretty much the reason I don’t do a lot of things. Maybe one day, this will no longer be the case.
In other (happier) news:
Phew. I’m glad that Puffin is going to get a break… for now.
Oh no! Poor, poor, poor Puffin.
That poor, poor Puffin!
Oh dear. Poor Puffin!
Oh dear. What is going on with Christina? She doesn’t seem alright… Let me know if you have any idea why she’s such a mess.
Getting things in your eyes is super annoying… You know what else is annoying? That green blob thing!
What is your pet hate?
If I’ve added it up right then this is my 600th webcomic! HOORAY!
Thanks for reading and cheering me on.
It has been too long since we’ve had a terrible joke… I hope this one makes you laugh but in a guilty way…
This is the closest thing I’ve done to a ‘political comic.’
We haven’t seen the ghost for a while… but it was Halloween so I’m glad he showed up.
I hope you wore a good costume for Halloween. I was dressed as someone that didn’t have time to make a good costume but had thought a lot about making one…
Remember when Future Me came to visit? Well, why didn’t he visit Christina? Whhhhhhhy?
Ugh. House parties. They are the worst.
My website is three years old! HOORAY!
To celebrate, I wrote a blog post about a very exciting thing that I’ve been working on!
Why is Future Me obsessed with my holiday routine? He should be more concerned about my fancy holiday hat, right?
Also, this is the first week of Hello Future done. Come back on Monday to find out who Future Me speaks to next…
I don’t think Present Me understands how time travel works…
Well, Future Me is pretty harsh. Or maybe I’m just a really big baby?
It’s the start of a story! A story about the future… sort of.
I’ll be updating from Monday to Thursday! I hope you enjoy it!
Here is a blog post about the whole thing…
I love a good picnic! Choosing the perfect picnic location is pretty important though. I recommend a sunny park. What would you recommend?
PICNIC TIP: Bring a picnic blanket!
I hope camel toe isn’t infectious! I wonder what the cure is…
What is YOUR signature colour?
Wearing glasses can be pretty strange at times…
I love the phrase “good eggs.” We should all try to use it at least once a day!
Someone told me that green tea is really good for you… but I still don’t like drinking it. Sorry green tea!
Oh dear… poor Christina… it’s bound to be tough when your BFF goes AWOL…
My stomach makes the weirdest noises…
The email didn’t come
Describing something as “a waste of clean clothes,” is my new favourite thing…
So… this happened a while ago but with less shouting. I need to find out whether you ever went to the toilet in the end.
I can’t decide if smelling like butter would be a good or bad thing…
I get a lot of nosebleeds during summer… or whenever I get stressed. It could be worse though – imagine if you had a mouthbleed?
It’s been too long since I went out of my way to write such a terrible joke. I’m apologise for it!
A terrible joke. A terrible drawing of a horse. But I *tried* and that’s important, right?
So now we know – robots *can* cry!
And thus, it is the final part of this batch of diary comics. I really hope you enjoyed it! And I promise that I don’t always eat so much food on the weekends…
That train was so gross. The worst combination of noises known to mankind!
FLASHBACK ALERT! FLASHBACK ALERT!
My ninja stealth was so epic that my pal didn’t wake up!
Those pyjamas were the best thing ever!
WE SAW A CUTE DOG!!!!
And so the theme of this weekend appears – WE EAT A LOT OF FOOD!
More diary comics!
The diary comic continues with me being quite upset…
It’s the start of another diary comic! This one is about my weekend in Manchester back in January 2012. There will be an update every weekday for the next two weeks! I hope you enjoy it!
You can read my previous diary comic over here!
I don’t drink coffee so anything with a name like that just confuses me
Someone asked me to draw them and in the email, they said they had a ‘bear,’ which I took to be as mispelling of ‘beard.’ Well, I hope it was a mispelling!
This made me laugh when I drew it. I suspect we’ll be seeing a lot more of his legs from now on…
So… now you know!
I’m not sure how I’ve gone for so long without ever drawing the Green Thing’s feet (or lack of). I hope to address this soon.
FUN FACT: I did buy some new shoes.
I wish I had a witty retort prepared for this… *sigh* Any suggestions in case it happens again?
I got my hair cut at the weekend. The lady called it my “Summer cut,” which makes it sound pretty sassy.
Don’t worry – it’s the last of these jokes (for now). I hope you enjoyed them. Let me know if you think of any of your own!
Another slightly rude joke for you. This exchange played out on Twitter with a pal. He wasn’t impressed with my funny jokes…
Some toilet humour for you! Is it terrible that this joke made me laugh?
Last year, I had a whole week dedicated to my birthday. This time, it’s just this comic because I’m too busy crying and getting old. Boo hoo.
I went to the cinema with a pal and this happened…
‘Lord Puppington’ is actually a pretty cool name…
I suspect that both statements are correct…
So…it’s the finale to Boyfriend Week 2012. I hope you enjoyed it and that you’ll all be nice to the new guy.
There are some bonus boyfriends over on the blog. Check them out.
It’s the first day Boyfriend Week! Will we be able to find a Toby his 500th boyfriend so he can be dumped for the 500th time?
Speaking of boyfriends, some amazing people have sent along some amazing potential boyfriends for Toby. Check them out on the blog!
Soooo… Boyfriend Week starts next week and as you can see, I want to find Toby the 500th boyfriend to dump him.
It should be an interesting week!
My brain has appeared before… but it looked a bit different. It seems a bit scared about making another 500 comics…
I’m still excited about having made 500 comics… and I’m not the only one!
Hugs shouldn’t be gross!
Robot is good at maths! Who knew?
500 comics! HOORAY!
There will be a bunch of 500-themed comics. I hope you like them. And then it’s Boyfriend Week! Thanks for reading so far.
FUN FACT: I was meant to upload this on Monday but I got my things the wrong way round. Shhhhh – don’t tell anyone.
Remember the Scientist from Wizard Week? It turns out she is a doctor! Education is important!
Also, don’t forget that the deadline for Boyfriend Week is soon.. I hope you can take part!
Please let me know if you know any of the answers to these questions…
UPDATE: I made a quick survey for you over here…
TOP TIP: If someone won’t come shopping with you, try calling it a “money spending adventure.” It has an 85% success rate (in my mind)
If beans make people fart, imagine what they do to clouds!
Today’s drawing is about trolls.
I don’t draw enough robots…
I don’t wear necklaces but if they invented one that made important decisions for you then I would wear several.
And before you ask – yes, deciding what to eat for lunch is a VERY important decision…
My nails always need cutting and I never seem to notice until I have to go to a fancy event and it’s TOO LATE TO CUT THEM!
I will never ever be able to pull any other facial expression besides “awkward” or “gross.”
What’s your favourite fairytale? I hope it isn’t the one above…
I have some pretty weird dreams but so far, none of them have involved the green blob…
I love the fact that orange is both a colour and the name of a fruit. Take that, other colours! You’re not as good as orange! Plus, can you imagine eating something called “Brown” or “Green?” Bleurgh!
That’s right! I did a bum wiggle!
My friend told me off recently for being too negative… *sigh*
I feel like this quite a lot.
Don’t worry! I’m sure Curly will be an excellent Matchmaker…
Uh oh… What will happen now?
ALSO!!! I’m going to do a poll to choose the Witch’s name. If you have any suggestions, put them in the comments. They need to be short and sassy. I’ll choose the best ones for the poll!
I wish I was better at saying good things about myself…
Remember the last time I got my hair cut?
ALSO! I was a guest on Off the Wall Post this week! I sound like a duck. I hope we can still be pals.
I actually had a hat like this…but it was too small for my giant head.
I do not recommend trying this out with your friends…
Sorry everyone…but I tried watching 3D TV stuff a while ago and it was weird. I hope we can still be pals.
I realised I hadn’t made any really terrible jokes lately… Please forgive me.
What is your least favourite colour?
Yeah – I was poorly over Christmas. It was pretty sad (and gross). I’ll probably do a blog/comic about it at some point… but until then, boo hoo.
How did Christmas roll around so quickly?!
Secret Santas are always a tricky one. This year, I got someone a very cute lion purse…but I can’t ask whether they liked it without ruining the secret…
That’s the end of my diary comics for my weekend in Leeds. I hope you enjoyed it.
Read the first part here.
I’m not sure which was worse – the carpet or the bed…
I’m trying something new this week. Instead of writing a review of my time at Thought Bubble, I made a diary comic. It will update everyday this week. I hope you enjoy it!
And so… we come to the end of Angela Lansbury Week 2011. I really hope you enjoyed it. It’s been a fair bit of hard work, but it was all worth it. And just like always, there’s a (extra large) assortment of ace Angela Lansburys for you to look at over on my blog!
It’s Day Four of Angela Lansbury Week! When I started asking for drawings from people, I thought I’d get lots of Mrs Potts since that’s what a lot of people think of. But I’ve been very pleased with the variation! Good work everyone! Speaking of good work – there is a brand new batch of drawings over on my blog!
Yep – today is the first day of Angela Lansbury Week 2011. This drawing is for everyone that can’t tell the difference between Angela (the actress) and Jessica (the character). Check out some amazing drawings from some amazing people over on my blog!
Lots of pals have asked me to put them in a comic lately…
So yeah – I’m thinking of making a thick annual-style comic that has a spine. Does that sound like a good idea?
Which do you prefer – cats or unicorns?
Everyone is talking about phones and voice commands and stuff… but I can’t help but worry!
So… I really need to start eating properly. Less cake!
This is how I smile… Sorry.
What is your best evil laugh? I want to know!
The chat up line goes like this:
You: Hey Baby! Make my wildest dream come true!
Them: What dream?
You: The dream where you and me *describe whatever it is you want to proposition the poor person with*
A pal told me I need to be more spontaneous…
There’s a backstory to this drawing… which is pretty much that I made a new pal who had a great moustache. But then he shaved it off! The above drawing is the only reason I could imagine for someone losing a moustache…
I made this drawing for the guys over at Is It The Future Yet? – a gaming and technology podcast. You might need to listen to a few episodes to get the joke…so what are you waiting for?
I also wrote a blog about my favourite computer game music!
Bonus points if you have seen the YouTube clip…
I’ll let you guess what rude things he said… Maybe I’ll turn it into a game?
I’m sorry if you ever stand next to me in a photo…
I feel bad for not drawing much of Toby…but now I feel worse.
Which day of the week were you born on?
When did it become August?
I’m nervous about how this whole three-webcomics-a-week thing will turn out.
Yep! The wizards are getting names! Finally!
Wearing shorts is another reason I’m not keen on Summer…
Sometimes I worry that I’m not very cool… but I get over it pretty quickly.
Sometimes, living in London can be tough…
I’m finally giving the Green Thing his own adventures!
I’ve met a lot of cool people recently. If you’re one of them then here are some reasons I would be a good BFF…
This happens to me all the time…
This is meant to be an animated gif but I can’t make it work. Sorry!
What a hat!
Don’t laugh! It’s true! Eggs creep me out…
If you’ve been reading my comics for a while then you might recognise this mean and mysterious green blob.