Tag Archives: Green Thing

Wow. It’s good to know that the scary green blob is making the most out of my germy depression…

You’ll have to excuse me as I dash off to the toilet…

What do you think? Should the weird blob thing get to make more webcomics for me?

Why oh why is the scary green thing wearing a suit? All will (probably) be revealed…

Normally I just eat lemon drizzle cake… or chocolate fudge cake… or anything that isn’t nut or coffee flavoured

I should probably go back to the gym or something…

*sigh*

Do you have any good news for me?

I hate it when that happens!

Job interviews are the worst… but wearing a suit is cool, right?

I really *do* want to make something of myself this year… I just don’t know what at the moment

Remember that underpants should always go underneath another item of clothing!

That picture is officially too hot to handle. And by ‘hot,’ I mean ‘gross.’

One day! Just you wait! One day, that weird green blob will be nice to me!

You can order the book from here!

You can read more about it here!

Getting things in your eyes is super annoying… You know what else is annoying? That green blob thing!

If I’ve added it up right then this is my 600th webcomic! HOORAY!

Thanks for reading and cheering me on.

I hope you wore a good costume for Halloween. I was dressed as someone that didn’t have time to make a good costume but had thought a lot about making one…

Ugh. House parties. They are the worst.

I love a good picnic! Choosing the perfect picnic location is pretty important though. I recommend a sunny park. What would you recommend?

PICNIC TIP: Bring a picnic blanket!

I hope camel toe isn’t infectious! I wonder what the cure is…

That’s a good point… where oh where is Jellifer?

Someone told me that green tea is really good for you… but I still don’t like drinking it. Sorry green tea!

My stomach makes the weirdest noises…

The email didn’t come

This made me laugh when I drew it. I suspect we’ll be seeing a lot more of his legs from now on…

So… now you know!

I’m not sure how I’ve gone for so long without ever drawing the Green Thing’s feet (or lack of). I hope to address this soon.

FUN FACT: I did buy some new shoes.

I wish I had a witty retort prepared for this… *sigh* Any suggestions in case it happens again?

I got my hair cut at the weekend. The lady called it my “Summer cut,” which makes it sound pretty sassy.

I suspect that both statements are correct…

Hugs shouldn’t be gross!

Today’s drawing is about trolls.

What’s your favourite fairytale? I hope it isn’t the one above…

I have some pretty weird dreams but so far, none of them have involved the green blob…

That’s right! I did a bum wiggle!

I feel like this quite a lot.

I wish I was better at saying good things about myself…

Remember the last time I got my hair cut?

ALSO! I was a guest on Off the Wall Post this week! I sound like a duck. I hope we can still be pals.

I do not recommend trying this out with your friends…

Sorry everyone…but I tried watching 3D TV stuff a while ago and it was weird. I hope we can still be pals.

How did Christmas roll around so quickly?!

Lots of pals have asked me to put them in a comic lately…

There’s a backstory to this drawing… which is pretty much that I made a new pal who had a great moustache. But then he shaved it off! The above drawing is the only reason I could imagine for someone losing a moustache…

You can complete the survey over on my blog!

Also – don’t forget I’ve restarted the Facebook page!

Remember the jelly? She appeared here!

I’m finally giving the Green Thing his own adventures!

What a hat!

If you’ve been reading my comics for a while then you might recognise this mean and mysterious green blob.